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Of all the ways to spend the hottest day ever, I think elective surgery on both legs so you have to sleep in support stockings when we’re British and therefore don’t have air con perhaps wasn’t the best timing I’ve ever had. I have learned that life is not a competition of woe though. That said, think of me when we’re all doing our obligatory British “It’s too hot to sleep” line. I’m not even allowed a shower for two days!

Other rubbish things I’ve done in my life include:

Falling flat on my face in Topshop. My shoes were very high and I thought I was fabulous in them. Nobody looks fabulous face-planked on the floor.

Asking the skipper of a boat in the Highlands why some seals were black and some were grey. I was expecting a reply about differing species and all the rest of the tourists to be interested in the answer to my question. “The grey ones are dry and the black ones are wet,” answered the skipper. No coming back from that one. Massive tit. 

Finally, don’t move to Walthamstow before it gets gentrified and then walk into the boozer and order a pint of Bombardier – "BOM-BAR-DEE-AY" in your lovely French accent. The landlord stares at you like you’re the poshest bird in the world and goes "Round 'ere darlin’ we call that Bombadeer." 
 
Anyway, there we are. Legs will be fabulous in 6 weeks. Think of me later. Send ice. #tit 

The code SPRING20 is still giving 20% OFF the lovely things this week, even if they’re multi-packs or already reduced.

Stay cool!
X Deb